2011-12 Season Epilogue

In the future I will look back on the 2011-12 season with great fondness as this was the season I finally completed ‘The 92.’ Followers of the 100FgC blog will know that this was something I'd became obsesssed with over the last few years, so it was great to have this complete with only a third of the season gone. I also wanted to finish the Conference grounds as well, but was unable to make it to Newport County in March, which meant I just fell one shy of finishing the top 116 clubs in the same season. As well as this I rattled off a few in Scotland so I’ve now bagged over half of the Scottish 42, although completing this set will proof more of a challenge.

This season was also a success on the field, with Newcastle finishing 5th which means a return to Europe for me and the Toon Army. Gateshead also had a cracking season, in and around the play offs finishing 8th and to top it all off I saw Dunston lift the FA Vase at Wembley, so overall a fabulous 10 months.

The Boring Stats
Matches Attended 77
Goals 243
New Grounds 26
(FL 5 NL 12 Scot Lg  5 Scot NL  3 Wembley)

Likes
Dunston UTS winning the FA Vase
Senegal strikers
Passe Cisse getting a £6 haircut in Gateshead
Jon Shaw goal record breaker
Bully goal record breaker
Press passes with Scotch pies
100FgC on Facebook
The Argentinian Bobby Moore
#ImsupportingUkraine
East Coast Trains
Sir Bobby statue
Party with Marty
Yet more Wetherspoons Tours
Yet more GBG listed pubs
Joey Barton’s tweets

Dislikes
Lee Clark sacked
Agent Bruce sacked
John Terry
Luis Suarez
Lee Cattermole
Wisbech Wankers
Not St James Park but Spor….
York promoted (I’ll miss my fave Heed away trip)
Pending England Euro 2012 hype
Gary Speed RIP
Joey Barton’s tweets

The Football Bog Blog

The classic netty series continues with a couple of non-league bogs in Scotland.

No.24 The wooden curtain at Selkirk
This bog at Selirk's Yarrow Park is just a basic wooden cube, where you pee on a patch of grass hidden behind this timber shield. I tested out this bog and it was ok, although I wouldn't fancy using it if there was a big crowd, as regular usage could make that piece of lawn rather soggy and waterlogged.

No.25 The ones at Ballingry with a trough you can't piss in.
This bog at Ore Park, the home of Ballingry Rovers is quite spacious inside. The plumbing system inside however is a waste of time, as the brown plastic trough is full of leaves, this long piece of pipework mustn't have been cleaned, I'd say at a guess - during the 21st century.

Another two public convieniences for the collection, which gives these grounds added characters and the reason why we love to visit these non-league backwaters.

My Matchday - 315 Ore Park

Ballingry Rovers 2v3 Sauchie Juniors
ACA Sports East Premier League
Saturday 19th May 2012

For my traditional last match of the season, I booked trains well in advance to Edinburgh, and as is usually the case, my final game and destination was unknown until a few weeks before matchday. Over the last few years I’ve usually met up with my Edinburgh based 100FgC members (Squad #81 and #155) but both lads headed west today for the Scottish Cup Final (not together and in separate ends) As this seasons cup final was an Edinburgh derby, matches in the area were limited so over the last few weeks I’ve been scratched around looking for a game and found an East Junior Premier League at Ballingry Rovers, over the water in the Kingdom of Fife, kicking off at  1pm.

I arrived in the Scottish capital at 1110 which gave me plenty of time to catch my connecting train to Glenrothes, alighting at Lochgelly (the stop after Cowdenbeath) and onward to Ore Park, which is in the wee former mining village of Glencraig in the Benarty area of Fife. The ground is around a one mile walk from the station to the village along the B920 road, with Ballingry itself situated a further 2 miles north.

The club were founded in 1956, originally playing at the King George VI Park in Crosshill. Rovers were a successful amateur side for many years, winning the Fife Amateur Cup four times, the Kingdom Cup and championship titles in the Kingdom League and Kirkcaldy & District League.
The club returned to the Junior ranks from the Fife League in 2004, having originally playing in the Scottish Junior set up in their primary years. The SJFA restructured prior to the 2006–07 season placed Rovers in the East Region Central Division, finishing third in their first season and winning the league title the following year.

Ballingry Rovers are a community based football club with a municipal plan "to promote and encourage the involvement of the whole community in a structured development of amateur and senior football at all age levels"
Rovers have made a major investment in the developments at Ore Park. The clubhouse and changing rooms are situated in the car park, so players walk into the ground and emerge from the top corner of the sloped pitch. The paying entrance is on Clune Terrace which is the street off the main road and also has two covered enclosures with a snack bar cabin. On the opposite side are the dugouts and at the top end of ground is more cover but with 24 red plastic bucket seats bolted onto the terrace, with added lighting system at both sides.

There is also a small hut in the top corner which houses the PA system. I was shocked that the sound system was blasting out one of those awful rave type tunes that the young’uns are in to nowadays with the repetitive lyric of “That’s the way we like to fuck” which seemed out of place in such a tranquil setting, especially with the MC being an auld fella in his 70’s.

The match with Sauchie Juniors got off to a cracking start with three goals in the first eleven minutes. Cummins headed the visitors into the lead after six minutes but Gilfillan equalised after ten, heading in a free kick from a right wing cross. Sauchie immediately restored the lead when a shot from the edge of the box was parried by the keeper to allow Bell to slide in and  poke the ball under his body, getting injured in the process. 

The promotion winners pressed to extend their lead and were fortunate to gain a two goal cushion before the break when a hoof from the goalie bounced awkwardly between defence and attack, with defender Bell nodded the ball back to his keeper which unfortunately sailed over his head into an empty net.
Rovers got back into the game early in the second period with another header from Gilfillan, the right wing cross hung up in the wind, giving him time and space to nod home. The match was an entertaining encounter but was littered with late challenges and yellow cards instead of goal mouth incident throughout the second half. Sauchie held onto their one goal advantage and overall deserved the win, just shading it over the full 90 minutes.
After the game I went into the clubhouse for a pint and watched the first half an hour of the Scottish Cup Final before catching the 1546 back to Edinburgh, making a beeline to Vinyl Villians record store on Leith Walk. I saw lots of peed off Hibs fans coming out of the pubs and arriving back from Glasgow looking suicidal, which was understandable after a humiliation 5-1 defeat at the hands of their nearest rivals. I stayed around this area for drinks in the Cask & Barrell, Conan Doyle and The Playfair before heading back to Waverley for the 1830 back to Newcastle.

Overall a really enjoyable day and a very good trip to finish off my sixth season of ground blogging on 100FgC, which in terms of personal achievement, has been my greatest season so far.


Matchday stats
BRFC 2(Gilfillan 10,49) SJFC 3(Cummins 6 Bell 11 Graham 43OG)
att.160apx
Admission £5
Programme £1



Ground no.315 Ore Park - Matchday Web album (25 pictures)

My Matchday - 314 Wembley Stadium

FA Vase Final 2012
Dunston UTS 2v0 West Auckland Town
Sunday 13th May 2012
At long last, five years since the FA were handed the Wembley front door keys, I finally make my long awaited debut at the re-embodied home of English football. Over the last few years I could have visited the new stadium many times, but I’ve always insisted that my first appearance should be for a game which has a personal and emotional attachment, which means there’s only three clubs(all within a one mile radius of my birthplace) that I would love to see lift a trophy at Wembley.
The obvious team is of course Newcastle United, who I saw at the old place on five occasions with a dreadful 100% winless record, there’s Gateshead who went close last season in the FA Trophy and have also had a sniff for the Conference play-offs this season and last but by no means least is Dunston UTS, my favourite Northern League club from the west end of Gateshead in the FA Vase. So after attended countless matches and much disappointment in pursuit of a Wembley finale, I’m finally here and I sensed that it was the latter of these three clubs which had the greater chance of reaching Wem-ber-lee!
Who is going to Wembley first and which way is south from here?
This report is all about my matchday, so Googlewallers looking for the beef on Wembley will have to search elsewhere for the tedious stuff like how construction was four years behind schedule, with an eventual cost of almost £800m, making it one of the most expensive stadiums in the world.
What I can say is the new Wembley is a 90,000 capacity all seated bowl with its distinct feature being the big eff off arch which spans 440 feet across the stadium. One gripe I do have about the arena is that it looks as if the FA got a good deal on a job lot of red seats, they could have been a bit more creative instead of wall to wall red with WEMBLEY picked out in dark blue seats behind each goal, maybe spice it up with white seats with the red cross of St. George behind each goal as this IS supposed to be the home of England.

When the new Wembley was finally completed there was much debate whether to class the stadium as a new ground. The Empire Stadium was fully demolished and the new version rebuilt from scratch with the pitch moved 40 yards north from its original spot away from the railway line, towards Wembley Park tube station. I did an online survey on 100FgC at the time and the result was a 72% YES vote meaning as far as myself and the 100FgC squad is concerned, this counts as another new “tick”.

The 2012 FA Vase Final had an extra special ingredient, an all Northern League final as little Dunston, the birthplace of Gazza (Newcastle, Spurs, Rangers) Brian Johnson (Geordie, AC/DC) and the Metrocentre (M&S, House of Ally Fraser, Primark) coming up against the original World Cup winners West Auckland Town(Sir Thomas Lipton Trophy 1909, 1911) This was only the third occasion that two north-eastern clubs have met at the national stadium, the last such occasion coming in the 1954 Amateur Cup final between Bishop Auckland and Crook and also the first time two clubs from the same league have met in the FA Vase final.
West Auckland’s path to Wembley began in the qualifying rounds, despatching both Cleator Moor Celtic and Marske United before meeting Shildon in the first round, when an own goal in the last minute of extra time booked a home tie against Bacup Borough. West progress the hard way, drawn away four times on route to the semi-finals, winning at Askern Villa, Bitton, Whitley Bay and Bournemouth, the highlight of course was beating the current hat-trick Vase holders 2-1 at Hillheads.

Dunston came into the competition at the 2nd Round stage with aplomb giving a 12-1 smacked arse to Blackwell MW followed by another home success over Parkgate. I travelled to Wisbech for the 4th round clash, the game finished all square after 120 minutes before the Fed completed the job with 3-1 home win in the replay. After a routine victory over Bethnal Green United the highlight of this Vase run and a match which I was gutted to have missed (I was in Aberdeen) came against Peterborough North Star. A fantastic seven goal thriller with five of the goals coming in a thrilling extra period concluded with a last minute winner from Bulford to win the tie 4-3.

I was shocked when the semi-final draw kept Dunston and West Auckland apart, instead we were handed the best possible draw out of the remaining teams in the competition against Northern East Counties side Staveley MW. A tight first leg encounter on Tyneside was settled with Bully’s 12th Vase goal of the season to take a narrow lead to Derbyshire. The following week Dunston fans went through the emotional mill as a topsy-turvy game was settled by a late Stephen Goddard strike to win the tie 3-2 on aggregate.
Meanwhile West were handed a tricky tie and a long trek to Kent to take on Herne Bay but with the advantage of the return leg at Darlington Road. An incident packed game finished all square as Herne Bay came back from two goals down to level the tie, then back in County Durham a Michael Rae first half brace seemed to have set West on their way. However it wasn’t all plain sailing as the visitors reduced the arrears before half time and Andrew Green’s dismissal in the 47th minute saw a nervous racking second half, but West Auckland held on to book their place in the final.
I’ve been looking forward to this game since the semi-final win at Staveley six weeks ago, although due to my past history at the twin towers I was expecting another frustrating ninety minutes and a Dunston defeat. For this special day I decided to take my son James with me, as you never know if we’ll ever get another chance to go to a Wembley cup final together.
I woke up on a bright sunny Sunday morning in a confident mood, my Wembley pessimism diminished as I looked forward to a day out with the bairn(Howay, he’s 13 now…Eddy) and meeting up with friends pre-match and now fully expecting Dunston to come home with the Vase.

We boarded to 0755 from Central Station, the train half full with Dunston fans before being invaded by the West Auckland mob at Durham and Darlington. We arrived just before 11am and headed to a previous uncharted Wetherspoons; The Metropolitan next to Baker Street station for a couple of drinks and some blotting paper(food which absorbs alcohol)before heading up to Wembley.

I arranged to meet everybody at The Green Man, but it seemed that the whole population of the small village of West Auckland had invaded this Wembley pub. Amongst the sea of black and yellow colours I spotted a few Dunston fans that I know, but I decided to just have the one pint and nick off elsewhere, as there was another Wetherspoons to be had on Wembley High Road. It was a good job I left when I did because five minutes later it all kicked off between both sets of fans. I saw my mate (who I spoke to before I left) outside the stadium and he told me what happened as well as showing me his injured balloon hand!

Both sets of supporters created a great atmosphere when you consider the small attendance (Only 85,000 empty seats…Eddy) The first half was evenly matched, West had more possession but the front two of Moffatt and Rae failed to fully test Liam Connell in the Dunston goal. Andrew Bulford always looked most likely to break the deadlock, twice he did well to stay onside but failed to get in a decent effort to test the keeper until the 32nd minute, when he again timed his run to perfection before lobbing Bell from the edge of the box with a tremendous finish to give the Fed the lead, which they took into the break.
I was expecting a better performance from West Auckland in the second half and they looked to have grabbed an early equaliser, but Moffatt’s close range effort was ruled off for offside, to equal a chalked off header by Chris Swailes in the first half. Dunston comfortably soaked up the West wave of attacks before growing in confidence and stamping their authority on the game. In the 70th minute Bulford hit the crossbar with a 25 yard screamer then minutes later Goddard was denied as the woodwork again came to West’s rescue. Bulford had another good effort and Swailes went close with a header until that man Bully did it again with his 15th goal in the Vase this season. Connell’s long kick was flicked on by Goddard and the Dunston number 10 nipped in between the two defenders to poke the ball home which killed off any lingering hopes of the Vase heading to County Durham.

The final whistle was greeting with mass celebrations in the Dunston end as the Wembley PA blasted out Lindisfarne’s ‘Run For Home’ with the amusing sight of the suited and booted club officials singing their hearts out in the royal box. All that was left was for Dunston’s skipper and local lad Ben Cattannach to lead the winning side up the Wembley stairs to lift the Vase, followed by the traditional popping of champagne corks on the hallowed turf. The Vase remains on Tyneside, but now it’s heading from the north side of the Tyne by the coast, to the south side of the river, right next to the Metty.
Well done Dunston UTS, a smashing club and well deserved and a personal thank you from yours truly for giving me the experience of seeing a team I support winning at the home of football, so hopefully this is just the first of many and the start of a beautiful friendship with the new Wembley Stadium.

Matchday Stats
DUTSFC 2 (Bulford 32,79) WATFC 0   Att.5,126    Admission £24   Programme £4

My Matchday - 313 Yarrow Park

Selkirk 3v2 Whitehill Welfare
East of Scotland Premier League
Saturday 12th May 2012
Selkirk is one of the oldest Royal Burghs in Scotland and the site of the earliest settlements in what is now the Scottish Borders. The town was formerly the county town of Selkirkshire and lies on the Ettrick Water, an offshoot of the River Tweed
The town's name originates from the Anglian word; “Seleschirche” meaning 'Kirk in the Forest' and came to prominence through its woollen industry, although nowadays it is well known for bannocks, a dry fruit flat cake.
Selkirk has associations with the explorer Mungo Park and poet James Hogg ("The Ettrick Shepherd") and Romantic author Walter Scott, both writers from the late eighteenth and early nineteenth century. Selkirk also has connections with Bonnie Prince Charlie, the Marquess of Montrose and the Outlaw Murray and is home to Scotland's oldest horse racing track, the Gala Rig, on the outskirts of the town

Although its only 60 miles from the 100FgC HQ to the border crossing on the A68 at Carter Bar, the drive to Selkirk took longer than I thought, at just over 2 hours. I met up with Squad #81 Jamie McQueen who was there watching his non-league team and produces the Whitehill Welfare programme, churning out an impressive 27 issues this season.
Selkirk FC are the oldest club in the Borders, formed in 1880 and nicknamed The Souters, which means cobblers (shoe repairers) and is also the name giving to the townsfolk.
The club has produced four Scottish international players, notably Bob Mercer, who played for Heart of Midlothian and sadly collapsed and died aged only 36, while playing in a friendly match at Selkirk, and also Selkirk-born Bobby Johnstone, who was a member of Hibernian's Famous Five and later played for Manchester City. In 2003 the clubroom at Yarrow Park was named in his honour and City provided the opposition to mark the occasion.
The club have regularly appeared in the Scottish Cup with their most infamous appearance in 1984–85 when they were beaten 20–0 by Stirling Albion, which gave the club the unwanted record of the heaviest defeat in British senior football during the 20th century. Apparently the first team had temporarily dropped out of the East of Scotland League and to maintain their future participation in the Scottish Cup, the' club’s feeder side Selkirk Victoria took to the field under the Selkirk FC name and were well and truly gubbed by their professional opponents.
The Souters feeder team ’The Vics’ play in the Border Amateur League and the club have a full range of youth teams from under 8s to under 17s.
The club previously played down river at Ettrick Park, before moving into a new pavilion and playing field at Yarrow Park in Philiphaugh in February 2000, opening with a glamour friendly against Manchester United.

The ground was difficult to find, found at the bottom of Ettrickhaugh Road, past the rugby ground and hidden behind the cricket pitch. When I arrived there was a big crowd gathering for the rugby plus there was also a cricket match in progress, so all three sports were taking place at the same time. At one point some of the cricketers peeped over the fence to watch the fitba instead of their own cricket match.
The pitch is fully fenced off with the dugouts in front of the pavilion, which houses the changing rooms and clubhouse, where alcohol, hot food and drinks are available and there’s also a larger TV screen showing Sky Sports. The main vantage point for spectators is the banking on each side of the pavilion which has a few wooden benches.

Selkirk won promotion to the East of Scotland Premier League in 2005–06 but next season the club will return to the First Division, relegation already confirmed with the team rooted at the foot of the table, but they finished the season on a high with a rather fortunate but nonetheless an entertaining finale to their season.
The hosts kitted out in a change strip of all red (apparently Whitehill’s away kit was still in the wash from Wednesday) fell behind inside five minutes when McCulloch latched on to a through ball before producing a calm finish.
Whitehill had numerous chances to kill the game off before half time but went into the interval a goal behind. Burdett levelled on 42 minutes with a sweet free kick from 20 yards then with the last kick of the half, Holness was left unmarked to produce a tidy volley from close range.
The visitors levelled ten minutes after the break when good wing play from Brown laid the ball on a plate for Somerville to fire home, before the striker looked to have grabbed his second on 65 minutes, his piledriver from the edge of the box rattled the underside of the crossbar and bounced either over or on the line.
The locals amongst those in attendance saw the ball bounce on the line while the travelling contingent insisted it was a good foot over. The only four neutrals in the crowd, that’s me and the officials agreed that it wasn’t a goal, so yet another case for goal line technology!!!
Selkirk grabbed the winner in the 83rd minute when a shot from Watt struck Young in the elbow. The referee had no hesitation in awarding a penalty and Watt stepped up to convert the spot kick to round off an entertaining and enjoyable afternoon at Yarrow Park.


Matchday stats
SFC 3(Burdett 42 Holness 45 Watt 83p)
WWFC 2 (McCulloch 5 Somerville 55)
Att.75(HC)
Admission £4
Programme:none


Ground no.313 Yarrow Park - Matchday Web album (20 pictures)

The Football Bog Blog

No.23 in a series that never ends....
Yackey bog at Yaxley


We haven't been too flushed with football bogs this season.(Thanks Mr. Pieman) until this cracking picture was posted on the 100FgC Facebook page by Jim McAlwane.

This photograph was taking at Leading Drove the home of Yaxley FC and as you can see this bog is as basic as it gets and must have took a good five minutes to assemble.